Tell me what you want.
Tell me what you want, Johnny.
Johnny? You will not have a bacon sandwich?
- Johnny? Johnny? Bacon Sandwich? - What?
It's free, but if you're not hungry, I may well take it.
- Whisky with ice. - Yes!
Everything in order? You moaned in his sleep.
I'm fine. I just wanna go home.
Ladies and gentlemen, we approach Gardermoen and lands in about 20 min.
It's best we take a brainstorm before we answer it there.
Roar! Roar!
Have you seen it here, or? You have been celebrity.
- "Rio-Roar". It's fucking cool. - Is not it cool, 'a?
"Photo: Torgeir Lien"? What kind of image do you think I get a picture like that?
They said it was important to send a new photo, so I just sent it past the phone.
- Should not guys get us? - If he does not?
- No. - Then the train, then.
I think it is best I take care of talk inga here.
- What the hell...? - Hey, guys! How was the trip?
We had a little accident.
Did not go so gærent.
So: The East European communist bastards blew my club in the air -
- because you two failed resist a hand fighter?
A few new coats of paint and a new pillar so here we go again.
Ok, we proceed as follows: No eating, no sleeping and no tips -
- before my club is enabled!
You will get the shine, as if it came to life.
And I can promise you that it does!
Torgeir, taking advantage of the construction companies. Roy, you begin to paint.
Eh... I have an irritable mucous membrane, so the paint is not so good for me.
Nice. Hope hinna di gets gangrene, and they will choke on it!
Heard you were out of town and played with fire.
No big deal. We only fixation some problems in Lillehammer.
All right. We are partners now. Your problem is my problem.
How it goes if you find something crease.
Drop it!
- Understand what I mean? - Yes, absolutely.
Nice.
- Hello. Hey, hey. - Hey. Hey, hey.
Sit down, you.
Now is the date of the trial confirmed. It is 12 May.
There will be delicious... to get the verdict.
But there is still one point here that is a little unclear.
- You have no idea how you did the corpse? - No.
You do know that for me, it to take another person's life, -
- that was completely traumatizing. That was it.
And I suffer from amnesia. All black. Remember nothing of it.
Not quite unusual in criminal circles that a rather forget than to tell others.
Well, I'm the an ordinary affectivity killer.
Mentally unstable and the whole package. Not true, Rannveig?
It can not hurt to try hypnotism.
- What do you think about it, Jan? - Hypnosis?
No. No, where do I have enough unfortunately put his foot down.
You know that hypnosis for me, it's haram it.
It was a pity. Slightly better memory can actually give significantly better prison conditions.
Exactly.
It's extra annoying when, I do not remember anything.
Must say you have high priority on the Christmas tree accidents here.
I have a video I want you to help me explain.
Can you explain what we see here?
Seeing a man with too short arms.
- It is you, it is there. - May look like that, yes.
Please run the words around the drysuit 11 minutes before reporting the incident.
- It is rather odd. - Yes?
It's fucking pleasant to walk in. Lifting and tightening where needed.
- Tell the truth. - Yes, I tell the truth, I am.
You understand that the insurance company, they should raise the wreck.
- There will never... They do not. - They must prove that you have defrauded them.
- Demonstrate that insurance fraud does not pay. - All right. No problem.
- We have a big problem. - Jaha?
The insurance company has decided to raise the tree the car from the water.
Have you heard the expression: "There is no 'I' in team."
There is no team here, so you must sort out your problems yourself.
But... you remember when I helped you with -
- carrying away the dead chick from the freezer at refugee reception?
I let the package she was wrapped in, with Christmas trees.
God. How could you leave you the kind of track?
To get rid of both problems at once. I do not know.
I do not do like transport every day.
Ok. You know what you gotta do, right?
Head down and admit insurance fraud and take the fine. Done with it.
But they are talking about putting me in jail and stuff. As a deterrent.
Listen... It's a wonder that Jan has kept his mouth shut for so long.
One of questioning, so he cracks like the madman he is.
When it is run for all of us.
- There are visits to you, Johnny. - I'm a little busy now.
I do not think you should let the wait here, that is.
- Now we'll see. Where is dad there, yes. - Hey! How are you?
- Where shall we have a birthday party, then? - Oh, birthday party... Is it today?
- Please... Do you mean it? - We had a gas leak in the kitchen...
It is the birthday of your children. How can you forget it?
I... I have something for them.
Torgeir, grab that thing we bought at the airport!
Look what I have for you. The strange beast!
The derre... What is it called? Orangufanten. Look at the Conky.
Similar to the the daddy?
Do you have it? No. This is incredible.
We may as well go somewhere else, then.
- Come, we will celebrate the birthday of the café. - Dad.
Yes, Dad had forgotten whole birthday, he said. Yes.
- Am I a lousy father? - No, no. You are great.
Also, they are so small, so they have forgotten about a couple of weeks.
- Really? - Yes, trust me.
-Hallo? - Oh... Excuse me.
Hey, hey, hey. What is happening now? What are you doing?
You do not let a woman carry, you know. Just set it down. I'll take it.
Here at Flamingo we are concerned with safety and working environment.
Make sure your back now, then.
You, You, You... Beware, I'll take it, i. That's fine.
So... go ahead and work, then.
- Went well, or? - Yes, yes. OMG.
She there is nothing for you, that is. That oozes flat banks.
- What do you know about it? - Brent child shuns the fire.
Hi! It's David from the sheriff's office!
We need an ambulance immediately regarding a potential drowning accident!
- Will he survive? - Not good to say. He was under for 15 min.
- Some indication of what he was there? - He had his hand buzzed into the bag.
Hey. Drop it there. It there.
Then I came home, then, with blood on your shirt.
Yes. Thanks, Magne.
We must sadly conclude. But first I think we should give Magne applause.
And so we hope that hormone therapy makes it a little easier for you to come.
Jan? Have you thought any more -
- to try such a memory technique? There is the other than hypnosis.
Do not think it has anything to offer, she says. Let displaced dogs lie, so to speak.
But you get the no less man to accept help. Not you?
No, Jan! Stop! No, stop! Stop, Jan! Stop!
Sorry. I'm sorry, sorry. I...
Now misinterpreted I signals from you completely.
- Yes, you did. - Yes, completely.
In my culture, we have a slightly different of women. Just regret.
I've read your file. You were four months in Iraq.
- You are just as Norwegian brown cheese. - Mm.
Excuse, that is.
- Give me a sign. -Visit to you.
Johnny?
- What are you doing here? - It made me think of you.
"Thank you for not arouse my unruly desires."
Be so good.
Police have found DNA evidence linking fashioned car for your ex-girlfriend.
They will ask you some questions.
So they will reopen the case?
Yes, and you must close it again by to tell them that you stolen borrowed fashioned car.
That you were alone in the crime, and will be okay.
What Day to say about all this?
- Not great. He is in a coma. - Oh, so sad.
- Diving accident. - Oh, it was sad to hear.
So they have lots of new evidence which...
It appears that he is the culprit, or...?
- You contrive well not on anything now? - Oh, no, no.
No, no, no. I will not make any trouble. For you know me.
Yes, I do.
- It looks amazing. - Thank you, thank you.
Hello. Is it good?
- Huh? - Should be a dork video. 70,000...
- Hello! Halla! - Hey!
Marthe! Take a round of renovations gang here.
- On the house! It's free. - Thank you.
I hear you Searching for bouncer.
- Yes, do you know any? - I know the myself, in a way.
It is not, for it is contrary club's policy to have female bouncers.
- Why? - People can the be turned down.
Then it does not to be good to wear, sort of.
When you need the physical winning instinct.
Are you willing test wins my instinct now, or?
- What's going on? - Job interview.
Ok, ready? Break!
Come on, Torgeir, you must take her! Come on, Torgeir!
You must take her! What are you doing? Come on!
Congratulations, 'a!
As HSE Manager I can not allow her to be the bouncer.
Excuse me, but she won fairly and honestly.
You're hired, my girl.
- Great job. It's been really good. - Yes.
- Now we can finally start working again. - Yes. But the toilets need renovation.
Was going to wash down another type shit.
- Specifically Lithuanian. - Are you thinking of something specific?
I'm old fashioned, so I like to do things in the biblical way.
The guys at Roy has smartened fireworks -
- so I thought we could do against them as they did to us.
"Eye for an eye". What do you think?
- Are you in? - Yeah... Sure.
Lovely.
Cheers for the Bible.
Package to sir... Obri... Obrikaivic.
- Abrukevicius. Yes, that's me. - Ok.
- Have... Have a nice day. - Should I not sign anything?
Oh yes. Sorry.
How to load all the pens, Vytautas? You annoy me.
- Here? - Mm.
- How are you? - He kicks.
Sorry, made a mistake. It is another Obrikaivic.
- Do you know another Abrukevicius in Oslo? - Yes.
It is to...
- In hell...! What's going on? - Should not you keep looking? Run, then!
I'm so very happy for that you set up on this.
Hope not it conflicts with your faith.
No, no, far from it. It was just me Blending haram and halal.
Uff. Uff, da.
Here we go. Close your eyes and relax.
For every word and every number as you become more and more open and receptive.
And I say 5, 4, 3, 2, and when I say one, -
- so I want to go back to the reception center last time you saw Randi.
And I say... 1
Can you describe what you see?
It is Randi. It is Randi.
She stands and... clear out of the freezer.
There is a man coming into the room.
- What is it for a man, Jan? - An overweight man.
- It's Dag Solstad. - Dag Solstad?
An acquaintance of mine. What are you doing with Randi? Not...
- Yes, what is it currently does with Randi? - Do not turn. Do not turn Randi.
Do not turn Randi. No, Dag. Do not turn Randi, then.
Ok, you leave the reception center, Jan.
You wake up at 3, 2, 1
- Is it good? Are you here? - Yes.
Sorry, Rannveig, I do not think I'm type who is mesmerized so easy.
Wow, I have cried? It was very strange, then.
Take the cloth over your face and relax a little, for this was pretty tough for you.
- And I'll just make a phone call. - It was very strange, then.
Yes, hello. It is Rannveig in Halden prison here.
You know that thing we talked about?
The I think must be seen again, that is.
Thank you, Allah. Thank you, Allah.
- Now, as Johnny happy, that is. - Relax a little. It was not our fault.
Ok, what the hell happened?
Sorry, but what should I do? I could not blow up a pregnant lady.
What happened to your investigators? Put down the damn newspaper!
It was damn poor visibility from where I stood, so I could not see a damn thing.
And now they know who we are, so I do not know what... I...
- We have to find something else. - Yes.
- It is very clear what we must do. - Is it?
- Yes, we must have someone on the inside. - Yes. Yes, it's very clear.
There, stay here.
Yes, Mom should be fast. Right?
Hello?
Andrius, you can just forget it. I do not work for you anymore.
Sorry spectacle.
What is this?
You must play your most famous role one last time.
I do not think so.
Hello. I'm looking for a freelancer in GD, Per Øyvind Gjermundsen. Is that you?
Rio Roar?
- Yes... Is it you who created this? - Yes, how?
- Come on. - But...? Huh? You... What?
You should write a retraction where you pull back all the shit you wrote about me.
Code of Ethics have to apply for crosswords too.
Am I the week's fattest Uplanders? It says here: "Week fattest Uplanders".
Let's see.
Hegre shall stand. Pheasant's not a migrant.
"Hottest Uplanders". Da...
Then I only regret. Da... Sorry, sort of.
I fucking jetlag. So sorry.
I will of course replace the derre glasses and buy new pizza.
You know what, this here, I'm fucking sorry.
We should not only fueling a peace pipe, then?
Is it true that Brazilian ladies have perfect asses?
You should have seen.
I got the set part, to speak.
- Sorry if I ask too much, that is. - No, it's okay it, that is.
Do not so much friends as I can talk about feelings, so it is great.
What the hell?
Mom has called the sheriff again. Extraction goes straight up in...
- Nay, but... Is there some back road...? It's the police!
- Where is that damn party? - We're almost there.
Stupid Norwegians... Why can not you hold in cities like the rest of us?
- Have you told the Pakistanis that we have gone? - Of course not.
You do not own balls, my son. The same I could say about your dad.
Stop, stop, stop.
Move it!
- Hey, farm boy! Move your animals! - Take it easy. I'll move them.
Hurry!
Does anyone know the guy there?
- Torgeir, come on! - He is totally rabid, he's here.
Do you remember me?
A word of advice: Next time you shoot a merciful Samaritan, finish the job.
- What do you want? - Since I got the dubious honor -
- To receive one of your cartridges, I will reciprocate.
No shoot an old handicapped lady . What kind of man are you?
Type that shoots old handicapped women.
We're the world's Equality capital, and I am becoming more and more Norwegian.
- Oh, dear God... - Come on.
- No, please. I'm too young. - Old age is overrated.
Hey, Roy! Close up! - Should not your cousin stay away?
- What? Get him away. - Two seconds.
- Roy, let me in. - We're doing some sensitive stuff.
Yes, but you do not hear? Betsy driver and paralyzes.
- What? - Betsy is going to paralyze.
We have a problem. The sheep is about to lamb.
- Invite me in baptism. So what? - Elaine loves the sheep.
He calls the cops if we do not fix this.
- I can take it. - What?
I have gloves and disinfectant in the car, so... I can do it.
- You have...? Did you know? - Yes.
All right, take the lamb.
- Amazing. You did it. - Yes.
There is a boy.
This is my first.
- Hello, little lamb. - Hello.
The world is not so bad, you should see.
Over there.
- Do it quickly, ok? - Shut up!
Having attended the miracle of birth I feel unusually generous.
The following happens:
I put you on the first bus back to Baltics. You get there and you die there.
Will you return to Scandinavia, I promise you that you die here.
- So... we may live? - Yes, for now.
- Thank you. Thank you very much. - Remove the bastards!
You are worse than the metro sexual Norwegians.
- I thought they were going to shoot us, Mom. - I am ashamed of you!
- What is that about? - Signal Pistol.
Damn handy if you are on the plateau and...
- Oh my god... - Torgeir, what did you do something?
It was hand my injury.
We should probably take them too?
"The Lord gives and the Lord takes." Now mouth shut for good, Mom.
He does not seem particularly upset.
Sorry, you mentioned something about bus tickets?
- It was really like they were there. - Something biological waste I said they should take.
- Now they have started on the frosting here. - Coming.
Look at hu '.
Shocking how much injustice that can affect one man.
We do soon not help but get your ass out of the cage. Must fix some stuff for Johnny.
Wait here.
- Howdy. - Hey.
Run, dammit!
Hi! Stop!
Go!
Sorry, I will only deliver tax card.
Like that.
- Is it well with you? - Yes.
Just... had a stressful work day yesterday.
- Is nothing more than that. - What happened?
I can not go into details about it, only that it was...
- It was stressful, then. - Yes.
Oh, shit. Is it from the back of the hand?
Can I see?
What is it?
I'm just not used to to be taken, then.
Me neither.
- Wow! - It was very bright.
Look, there are balloons!
- Hello! - There are angels mine.
Hey, all children! Welcome to Flamingo Land!
As you know, we will celebrate Bjorn Bjorg.
To make it a very special day we have a very special guest.
So take good against... you know him and love him. Say hello to...
Fantorangen!
Child! There were many decent kids, granted.
Is there any know what rhymes with prim?
OMG, so nice it is here.
- You do not think it's a bit too much? - No, it's just fantastic. Superbly.
Rain not to be named year's father at first, so...
Ville show kids how much they mean to me.
- Hello, Fantorangen! - Shut up, now I'm the one talking!
End to go!
Are you sure everything is okay? You seemed so stressed I last saw you.
Yes... To be honest it has been a tough week.
But it has worked out.
Let's celebrate the beauty our children.
- Cheers! - Cheers!
Hello.
Do I have a contact at the Lillehammer gang that Lithuanians had trouble with.
- Ok, ok. Do you remember his pseudo-Muslim?
Thank you.